Pay for the Predictions of "Pee the Pune Property Parrot"
The other day, someone called me on 919860044110. The caller wanted to know the future development prospects of Keshav-Nagar Mundhwa. I requested the Pune property buyer to hold on for a moment and said, "Let me ask "Pee the Pune Property Parrot"!"
"Pee the Pune Property Parrot? What's that?," the Pune property buyer asked.
"You know "Paul the Octopus"?," I asked.
"Yes! The octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of 2010 FIFA World Cup!!," the Pune property buyer said.
"You know "Takotencho"?," I asked.
"No! Who is 'Takotencho'?," the Pune property buyer said.
"Takotencho is Japan's octopus who has predicted how many medals Japan will bring home from the 2012 London Olympics!," I said.
"Do you mean to say that "Pee the Pune Property Parrot" also predicts accurately!," the Pune property buyer said.
"You got it right!," I said.
"What about 'Darshan' of Peer Baba?," the Pune property buyer asked.
"It's not Peer...Don't you know that Pune real estate is by the Hindus and for the Hindus - mostly, upper-cast Hindus? So, it's only Pee...L M N O & P...Pee," I said.
"OK....OK...Of course, Pee Baba...What about 'Darshan'?," the Pune property buyer said.
"Second mistake! When you are in Pune - don't say 'Baba'! My "Pee the Pune Property Parrot" likes to be called Dada or Saheb - "Pee Saheb" doesn't give Darshan - "Pee Dada" only offers his "Kripa"!," I said.
"Like Nirmal Baba?," the Pune property buyer asked.
"Yes! But like Nirmal Baba, Pee Dada's bank account number is not advertised," I said.
"Is it a secret Swiss bank account number? How can I pay for the 'Kripa' of Pee Dada if I don't know the bank account number?," the Pune property buyer said.
"Not a Swiss Bank Account! It's in every branch of Private, Nationalized & Co-operative Bank in Pune! Pee Dada's bank account number is not advertised because everybody in Pune knows it! So, feel free to ask anybody!," I said.
"Great! Mr. Ravi Karandeekar, what's the bank account number of "Pee Dada"?," the Pune property buyer said.
"I am sending SMS to you. Deposit & call for the predictions of "Pee the Pune Property Parrot"!," I said and disconnected the phone.
You know what? "Pee the Pune Property Parrot" can predict not only about the fringe villages - like Keshav-Nagar, Wagholi, Lohegaon, Undri, Ambegaon Narhe - but about the undeveloped areas in Pune & Pimpri-Chinchwad Municipal Corporation too!
For example, if you are interested in the 2 most popular projects of June 2012 - Sahara City Homes Pune at Dhanori & Amit's Sereno Baner in Pune Municipal Corporation (PMC) - and would like to know about proper access road for these projects, feel free to ask "Pee Dada - Pee the Pune Property Parrot"!
So, don't be foolishly optimistic about the prospects of investing in Pune real estate market. Pay for the predictions of "Pee the Pune Property Parrot"!
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