"Your Kink is Not OK":
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Launch of a housing project is nothing but builder's public appeal for help. An appeal, mostly to home buyers, to finance the construction. Generally, after the builder has acquired the land and has received the necessary sanctions & permissions.
Means, this is a business proposal. Business transaction between a builder and a home buyer. Pay for my services in advance and get a home at a minimum price.
How do you present a business proposal? You present your idea and explain how you are going to execute it. You present facts and figures.
But, the builders in Pune are not businessmen. They are dream merchants. They are poets. They are demigods.
Certainly, builders in Pune don't mean business. So, for Pune builders launch of a project is not a presentation of a business proposal. An appeal for booking a flat at a launch is not seeking funds in advance to construct a home. No beginning of power neutral relationship between two interested parties.
For the builders in Pune, launch of a housing project means the beginning of Kinky relationship. A relationship in which a builder is always on the top and a home buyer is always at the bottom. A builder is dominant. A home buyer is submissive.
The builders in Pune believe in bondage and discipline. The builders in Pune love dominance and submission. Heartlessness & inhumanity - sadism is what they enjoy most. They demand masochism and seek a home buyer who has willingness to subject himself to unpleasant experiences.
Obviously, when the builders in Pune launch the project they order you to surrender. Give up. Accept the builders dominance. Confirm your submissiveness. Belong to KUL Nation.
What say you? Isn't a launch of a project the right time to tell a builder that your kink is not OK.
We, Pune property buyers, are interested in power neutral, mutually respectable, win win, business relations.
We believe that nobody's got to belong to nobody.
I don't belong to you.
I belong to Me.
Please, share your views in the comments and tell the builder what facts you want to know about KUL Nation (www.kulnation.com).
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Hahaha..loved it. This one the best in the recent times. I am laughing on my back side...I think I have submitted...:-)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Suri!
DeleteNice sarcasm :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Niketan!
ReplyDeleteBuilders are taking advantage since Home buyers are not united. Home owners should come together - Find land - Launch project - assign developer on cost basis. Design your own home with own idea.
ReplyDeleteIts your home - come forward - why waiting for builders to group you with society formation -
Most of us are from IT - Its nothing but same project management.
If we are not doing this - we should not blame builders. Every business entity have full authority to charge for own services.
i appreciate your idea VIKAS!! lets unite & lets do this... initiate by creating a group on internet.
ReplyDeleteI am there
ReplyDeleteInfosys, Wipro, cognizant, KPIT cummins and such giants could buy land on large scale for their employees to build houses and alot them at reasonable prices but they didn't. So builder giants Blue ridge, megapolis, Life republic are building large townships. Look at Mechanical companies Tata motors, Sandvik, KSB, Bajaj Auto, SKF have already built houses for their employees 25 years back.
ReplyDeleteIT companies are crude they just help builders to be millioners and poor IT guy are paying EMIs lifetime.
I hope all you are agree with me.
Ha ha ha ... ROFL.. JUST CHECKED ON 99acres.. Someone selling apartment at baner for 10k psf... Ur article applies there tooo....
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