Monday, January 28, 2013

Foot Massage - for Free!

Special Offer from Gera's Trinity Towers at Kharadi Pune 411014:


Foot Massage - for Free! - Gera's Trinity Towers Kharadi - Special Republic Day On the Spot Offer!
Foot Massage - for Free! - Gera's Trinity Towers Kharadi - Special Republic Day On the Spot Offer!

My girl friend told me that she knows someone who "could pleasure any woman without taking off her clothes". Though I was not sure, I conveniently assumed that she was talking about me, and didn't ask - "Who is it?"

But if you ask me - "Ravi Karandeekar, do you know any builder in Pune who could pleasure any property buyer without taking off his clothes?" - my answer would be - "Yes! Geras!!,"

Pune Property Buyers' Erogenous Zones:


Geras could achieve this only because they know Pune property buyers' "Erogenous Zones". In fact, on the lines of "Top 10 Female Erogenous Zones" & "9 Surprising Male Erogenous Zones", Geras can write a book "Pune Property Buyers' Erogenous Zones".

An erogenous zone (as per Wikipedia) is an area of the human body that has heightened sensitivity, the stimulation of which may result in the production of sexual fantasies, sexual arousal and orgasm.

Orgasm & Own Contribution:


Geras believe that 'booking a flat' is more than "sublimation" of sex drive. "Booking a flat" is transforming all impulses - sex, anger, fear - into a socially acceptable form.

So, while designing weekend offers for Trinity Towers, Geras have focused not only on "orgasm" but on "own contribution" too.

When you visit the site sales office of Gera's Trinity Towers, which is next to Gera's GreensVille SkyVillas on Millionaire's Boulevard at Kharadi, salesman keeps a glass bowl full of small folded pieces of paper in front of you.

"Pick up one - that's your special offer of the day! No garden facing premium - no floor rise - property rate discount - it can be any. In fact, even I don't know what's there in the bowl!," the salesperson says.

"If you do on the spot booking - you can enjoy the benefit of the special offer you pick!," the salesperson says.

All these offers - discounted property rates - premiums - free gadgets - are your erogenous zones. You feel Geras touching your right spots. You are aroused. As if you are attending an adult party. You look at your spouse and ask the salesperson, "What next? Are you going to blind fold me?"

"Much more than...big surprise....to book your 1.26 crore 3 BHK Flat - instead of paying 26 lakh - 20 per cent own contribution - as a booking amount - if you book today - you can pay me only 5 lakhs - and register the agreement!," the salesperson says.

You look around to confirm that you are not in your bedroom. This is not your sexual fantasy. The person sitting on the other side of the table is not your spouse - but, a salesperson at Geras.

"A 1.26 crore 3 BHK in Trinity Towers would be mine for just 5 lakhs?," you ask to confirm.

"Yes! 5 lakh + government taxes!!," the salesperson says.

"What more?," your spouse speaks for the first time.

"You always want more - more - and - more...," you hear your inner voice but the salesperson says, "Massage - foot massage - for free!"

"What an end!," getting up for massage, your spouse says.

While writing a cheque of booking amount you realize that you are not at all tense. In fact you never felt so relaxed and light. You can feel that pent-up stress releasing from your body. Booking a flat has turned into stress bursting exercise. Orgasm & own contribution have stopped bothering you!

"You are simply great! You can pleasure anyone without taking off the clothes!!," you tell the salesperson sitting across the table.

"I assume that you are referring to "own contribution" and take it as a compliment!," the salesperson says.

What say you? Do you know any Pune builder - who can pleasure you without taking off your clothes? Please, share your experiences in the comments.

To know more, please, contact:


95525 87515 / 98810 98911 / 98505 55200 / www.gerastrinitytowers.com

Gera's Trinity Towers Kharadi - Site Office - Special Republic Day On the Spot Offer!
Gera's Trinity Towers Kharadi - Site Office - Special Republic Day On the Spot Offer!
Site Office - Gera's Trinity Towers Kharadi - Special Republic Day On the Spot Offer!
Site Office - Gera's Trinity Towers Kharadi - Special Republic Day On the Spot Offer!
Site of Trinity Towers & Gera's GreensVille SkyVillas Kharadi Pune
Site of Trinity Towers & Gera's GreensVille SkyVillas Kharadi Pune
Millionaires' Boulevard & Gera's GreensVille Kharadi Pune
Millionaires' Boulevard & Gera's GreensVille Kharadi Pune
Millionaires' Boulevard &  Gera's GreensVille Kharadi Pune
Millionaires' Boulevard & Gera's GreensVille Kharadi Pune


View Gera's Trinity Towers, at Gera's Greensville Sky Villas, off Pune Nagar Road, Kharadi, Pune 411014 in a larger map

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